So my "Jason is" googling was mostly dominated by recaps of the Friday the 13th movies, I'm going to try to limit that to just one of these 5 lines:
Jason is Alive! Not well, but alive!
Jason is not going to support himself through advertising.
Jason is also available to conduct seminars on True Love and Relationships for teenagers
Jason is up to his old bag of tricks, only this time, he has some new, futuristic methods of murder
Jason is who the JASON Project is named after
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